are jared padalecki’s arms a religion because i’m down for that
FUN FACT: you only need 10 people to start a religion…….
Well, this one has over 25,000, so…
Church of Sam
do celebrities even snapchat?
there has to be beyoncé rocking the quadruple chin out there somewhere
can you imagine though
you send your enemies a rather large amount of these in various sizes. you leave no return address or explanation. they open all the boxes to discover these wondrous pillows. they are reluctant to keep them but eventually they give in and integrate them into their home like the above pictures. after a few weeks or even months, theyve gotten accustomed to having them in their home and routinely relax in a large pile of the odd pillows. until one night you just take every single one back and replace them with actual rocks of the same dimensions so that when its time for them to relax and unwind from their day day fall into a pile of hard unmoving boulders. they break their spine and are paralyzed. you have won
What the fuck is wrong with you…
I just watched a kid break down in the bookstore because his books for the semester totaled $600 and that’s the american university system in a nutshell
I was on the verge of tears when I got to the cashier so yeah, that’s messed up
I don’t go running because I want to be thin.
I go running because
and tell you
this is literally my favorite running post of all time. hands down.